Cat: people with, like, millions of followers are outright dangerous. They are using their status as a weapon to silence those without a voice! They shouldn’t be allowed to do that! Cat: I received hundreds of notifications within just a few minutes after @crazyromanemperor retweeted me! Dog: But isn’t retweeting the exact opposite of silencing? Cat: No. It is targeted harassment if they don’t accept liability for the actions of their followers. Dog: You know, you could turn off notifications… Cat: VICTIM BLAMER!
Cat: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Dog: Hey, What’s up? Cat: I was mentioned by @crazyromanemperor who has THOUSANDS of minions! Now I’m flooded with hate! Cat: This is scary! I’m no longer safe! Dog: *turns off computer* Cat: HEY! Why did you turn off my computer?! Dog: I’ve just made you safe again!
Cat: What’s this? Douches tag their every day harassment with #theTriggering and call that activism? Cat: This is honestly the most pathetic thing I’ve seen in a long time! Cat: If they think that their stupid tweets trigger anyone they’re STUPID. Cat: But the best part of it are the blogs declaring that the hashtag is a victory when no one even cares! Cat: Look. This is me, not caring. NOT ONE BIT! Cat: I’m gonna tell them exactly how little I care!
Cat: The Insolence! The Brazenness! What kind of douchbaggery is this? Dog: Huh? Cat: I teach respect and tolerance to those imbeciles all day, only to see them making fun? About me?! Cat: Why are those lowlifes even allowed to tweet at me after I blocked them? This is cyber violence! Cat: Instead of reflecting their own privilege, intolerance and hatred, that filthy scum is laughing about me blocking them! Dog: Go on, call them names. Way to teach respect and tolerance.
Cat: Each day I explain felinist theory and teach it’s message of tolerance on social media. Cat: I don’t understand how those worms can throw away this gift! Cat: This scum knows nothing about mutual respect and tolerance. Cat: My punishment for those lowlifes is without alternative. I HATE having to do this, I really do… Cat: I have to block them. It’s inevitable, even though it’s the biggest loss they’ll ever suffer. My time is too valuable to spend it on their hate. Cat: Now, let’s see what they say about me…