Job Interview

Cat: Listen you punks, I’ve got your so-called job offer in the mail yesterday. Jeff: Ah, thank you very much for calling back! Cat: Did you really think that I was going to work for such an insensitive garage shop as yours? Jeff: Well, that’s up to our officer of diverse sensitivity at this point. Jeff: But now that you bring it up, may I ask your gender? Cat: I... are you... Jeff: You see, we’ve already hired so many cis people… would you be willing to say you’re trans? Cat: WHAT?! Manager: Jeff? why are salon, vice and jezebel writing articles about us? Jeff: Well… how much exactly do you remember of that night at the bar? Manager: JEFF YOU BASTARD!

Cat: Listen you punks, I’ve got your so-called job offer in the mail yesterday.
Jeff: Ah, thank you very much for calling back!
Cat: Did you really think that I was going to work for such an insensitive garage shop as yours?
Jeff: Well, that’s up to our officer of diverse sensitivity at this point.
Jeff: But now that you bring it up, may I ask your gender?
Cat: I… are you…
Jeff: You see, we’ve already hired so many cis people… would you be willing to say you’re trans?
Cat: WHAT?!
Manager: Jeff? why are salon, vice and jezebel writing articles about us?
Jeff: Well… how much exactly do you remember of that night at the bar?
Manager: JEFF YOU BASTARD!

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Dog: did you know that the nordic god thor turned into a woman? Cat: SHE is a GODDESS, and no she didn’t turn, she’s always been one. Dog: and that captain america, who once was white and now is black? Cat: it speaks volumes that you think in THOSE categories. Dog (as Thor): Could you imagine us being trans- heroes? Cat (as Captain America): Much problematic!