Dog: You could have a degree in a STEM field by now. And a job that comes with it.
Cat: I would never survive in STEM!
Dog: Why not?
Cat: Cats in STEM are discriminated against, which is why there are so few of us.
Dog: How can you say that?
Cat: I majored in feline studies. I know.
Dog: You know, this has been debunked by so many studies…
Cat: Your so-called “studies” were designed by the patriarchy to suppress voices of oppressed minorities!
Dog: I agree, you would never survive in STEM.