Dog: What’s this? Cat: No idea, it came in the mail today. Mail: As a gratification for your invaluable contributions based on your expert knowledge in the field of applied feline studies, please accept this included check. Dog: A check? Whoa! Mail: We also would like to offer you a position as a consultant for social marketing… Dog: Heyyy, you got a job! Cat: …here at true teas?! What the actual fuck?! A short while later… Manager: Hey Jeff, #trueteas is trending again. What did you do? Jeff: Uhm… remember that drunk idea you had in this bar last weekend? About that social justice nutter? Manager: Oh you didn’t… Jeff: Yes, I did!