Cat: Listen you punks, I’ve got your so-called job offer in the mail yesterday.
Jeff: Ah, thank you very much for calling back!
Cat: Did you really think that I was going to work for such an insensitive garage shop as yours?
Jeff: Well, that’s up to our officer of diverse sensitivity at this point.
Jeff: But now that you bring it up, may I ask your gender?
Cat: I… are you…
Jeff: You see, we’ve already hired so many cis people… would you be willing to say you’re trans?
Manager: Jeff? why are salon, vice and jezebel writing articles about us?
Jeff: Well… how much exactly do you remember of that night at the bar?
Manager: JEFF YOU BASTARD!