Useful Idiot

Useful Idiot

Phone: True teas purchases and marketing, how can i help you? Cat: I’m calling to tell you that your product line is problematic. Phone: If you have a problem with our tea, I’d be glad to connect you to customer services… Cat: No, I don’t have a problem and certainly never will be a customer! Phone: So why are you calling? Cat: My followers want to know your opinion on CULTURAL APPROPRIATION. Phone: I see. Please hold. Meanwhile at True Teas HQ… Manager: Jeff! i’ve got one of those social justice nutters on the line! Jeff: Ask how many followers, maybe we can stop the ad campaign!