Cat: people with, like, millions of followers are outright dangerous. They are using their status as a weapon to silence those without a voice! They shouldn’t be allowed to do that! Cat: I received hundreds of notifications within just a few minutes after @crazyromanemperor retweeted me! Dog: But isn’t retweeting the exact opposite of silencing? Cat: No. It is targeted harassment if they don’t accept liability for the actions of their followers. Dog: You know, you could turn off notifications… Cat: VICTIM BLAMER!
Cat: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Dog: Hey, What’s up? Cat: I was mentioned by @crazyromanemperor who has THOUSANDS of minions! Now I’m flooded with hate! Cat: This is scary! I’m no longer safe! Dog: *turns off computer* Cat: HEY! Why did you turn off my computer?! Dog: I’ve just made you safe again!