A Recent Discovery

A Recent Discovery

Cat: Why the sudden interest in pronouns? Dog: I found out that i am a nocturnal cogitogender. Cat: I’m impressed that you know about cogitogender, it was discovered just recently! Dog: Actually i just made it up! Cat: A cogitogender is a gender that only exists when you think about it. it is quiet until called to attention. Dog: Seriously. I made it up. Cat: Nocturnal implies that the manifestation of your gender happens primarily at night. Dog: No, cat, listen, I MADE IT UP! Cat: Very interesting. I need to tweet about this! Dog: The HELL did just happen?

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Gender Fluid

Dog: So what's your gender pronoun? Cat: I identify as gender fluid, so it depends on when you ask. Dog: oh. so what’s your gender pronoun right now? Cat: Xe. (pause) Dog: And what is it now? Cat: Oh, GET LOST!

Dog: So what’s your gender pronoun?
Cat: I identify as gender fluid, so it depends on when you ask.
Dog: oh. so what’s your gender pronoun
right now?
Cat: Xe.
(pause)
Dog: And what is it now?
Cat: Oh, GET LOST!