Cat: Why the sudden interest in pronouns? Dog: I found out that i am a nocturnal cogitogender. Cat: I’m impressed that you know about cogitogender, it was discovered just recently! Dog: Actually i just made it up! Cat: A cogitogender is a gender that only exists when you think about it. it is quiet until called to attention. Dog: Seriously. I made it up. Cat: Nocturnal implies that the manifestation of your gender happens primarily at night. Dog: No, cat, listen, I MADE IT UP! Cat: Very interesting. I need to tweet about this! Dog: The HELL did just happen?