Confirmation Bias

Confirmation Bias

Cat: All those people are looking at their cellphones. I bet they’re playing pokemon go. Mostly white mutts. Why am I not surprised. Cat: Those dudes would NEVER talk to me about a game. They won’t even assume that I’m playing too. Because I’m a CAT. And MUTTS HATE CATS in gaming. Dog: Hey, did you catch it? Cat: What??! Dog: Did you get the dragonair pokemon? Cat: This. Is. Just. GREAT. Cats can’t even play pokemon go without being HARASSED!

The Milo Effect

The Milo Effect

Cat: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Dog: Hey, What’s up? Cat: I was mentioned by @crazyromanemperor who has THOUSANDS of minions! Now I’m flooded with hate! Cat: This is scary! I’m no longer safe! Dog: *turns off computer* Cat: HEY! Why did you turn off my computer?! Dog: I’ve just made you safe again!