Felinist Dictionary: Felinism

Felinist Dictionary: Felinism

Dictionary definition: See Equality of cats and dogs. Cat: Not good enough, this doesn’t account for the structural oppression faced by cats… Dictionary definition: Felinism, noun. Origin: early 20th century, cats sufferage and liberation movement. Movement to make cats more equal than dogs, to ad-vocate their rights and recognize their political, social and economic superiority.

Felinist Dictionary: Dogsplaining

Felinist Dictionary: Dogsplaining

Definition: The act of a dog explaining some-thing to a cat, in a condescending or patronizing manner, without regard to the fact that the explainee knows more than the explainer. Cat: Hmm… there is a simpler definition… Definition: When a dog speaks to a cat without her permission. A dog asking for that permission → see harassment.

Felinist Dictionary: Presumption Of Innocence

Felinist Dictionary: Presumption Of Innocence

Dictionary: Presumption Of Innocence Noun. Origin: so-called „legal right“ in criminal trials, but in reality an opressive tool in most rape cultures. Definition: If the accused is male: see → oxymoron. If the accused is of any other gender: see → pleonasm. Ei incumbit probatio qui dicit, non qui negat

Felinist Dictionary: Discrimination

Felinist Dictionary: Discrimination

Cat: So… which word is used wrong most on the internet… ah, I know! Cat: This should make it clear! Dictionary: Discrimination, noun. Origin: broadly established felinist knowledge. Definition: Prejudice with power, i.e. any unjust treatment based on color sexuality or species by white heterosexual dogs.

The Felinist Dictionary

The Felinist Dictionary

Cat: I don’t understand why people wouldn’t self-identify as felinist in public. Dog: maybe They noticed the hypocrisy that surrounds it. Cat: Well, I’m sorry that fighting against discrimination comes across as hypocritical! Dog: That’s because felinists are often the people who discriminate the most. Cat: Maybe you should check a dictionary for discrimination: prejudice and power, but felinists are not in power, so… Dog: …that’s bullshit. no dictionary i know defines discrimination that way. Cat: The time has come for a felinist dictionary!