Cat: I don’t understand why people wouldn’t self-identify as felinist in public. Dog: maybe They noticed the hypocrisy that surrounds it. Cat: Well, I’m sorry that fighting against discrimination comes across as hypocritical! Dog: That’s because felinists are often the people who discriminate the most. Cat: Maybe you should check a dictionary for discrimination: prejudice and power, but felinists are not in power, so… Dog: …that’s bullshit. no dictionary i know defines discrimination that way. Cat: The time has come for a felinist dictionary!