Writing History

Writing History

Manager: Thanks for holding. how many followers do you have? Cat: Literally thousands! so you better start treating me well right now! Manager: How many followers exactly? Cat: 2037 as of this morning. My followers share my interest in a respectful, diverse and inclusive society and whant to know of you how cultural… Manager: Cut the crap, please. what is it that yo want? Cat: We demand an apology, in public, for your sexist and cultural appropriating packaging of your tea. and we demand… Manager: No. Cat: B…but…ebbe… Jeff: Poor thing. doesn’t know what hit her! Manager: Jeff, right now we’re writing history of social marketing!

Useful Idiot

Useful Idiot

Phone: True teas purchases and marketing, how can i help you? Cat: I’m calling to tell you that your product line is problematic. Phone: If you have a problem with our tea, I’d be glad to connect you to customer services… Cat: No, I don’t have a problem and certainly never will be a customer! Phone: So why are you calling? Cat: My followers want to know your opinion on CULTURAL APPROPRIATION. Phone: I see. Please hold. Meanwhile at True Teas HQ… Manager: Jeff! i’ve got one of those social justice nutters on the line! Jeff: Ask how many followers, maybe we can stop the ad campaign!

I’m Gonna Tell Them!

I'm Gonna Tell Them!

Phone: True Teas customer service, how can i help you? Cat: I’d like to ask if you are familiar with cultural appropriation. Phone: Sorry, never heard of that brand. may i forward your call to purchasing? Cat: What… no! I call to tell you that your product is problematic… Phone: Was our tea not to your satisfaction? We’re happy to send you a free… Cat: No, CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! i’m not a customer! Cat: …hello? Phone: If you are not a customer, why are you calling customer services? Cat: Connect me with your supervisor!