Say No To Mistletoe

Dog: What are you looking at? Cat: At yet another manifestation of the petriarchy. Dog: This is a mistletoe. Cat: Exactly! Cat: Mistletoe is a traditional symbol for the exploitation of cats. It encourages dogs to kiss us without consent. Dog: It is thorny, too!

Dog: What are you looking at?
Cat: At yet another manifestation of the petriarchy.
Dog: This is a mistletoe.
Cat: Exactly!
Cat: Mistletoe is a traditional symbol for the exploitation of cats. It encourages dogs to kiss us without consent.
Dog: It is thorny, too!