Cat: if you continue to disagree with me on felinism, i will have you jailed. Dog: In your dreams! Cat: no, seriously! disagreeing with a felinist is a hate crime! Dog: bullshit. your activism has gotten the better of you. you’re being silly. Cat: OK, that’s it! i’ll retreat to my safe space and think about calling the cops! Dog: Jailed for disagreement with a felinist. Sure. Cat’s just full of… holy shit!